Anyone got any good Tampa, Florida jokes?
I’m going to Tampa today. Or St. Petersburg. Not sure the difference. That’s weird, right? Bad news is I’ll be offline for most of the day probably, so the world is going to have to entertain itself in my absence. Good news is that I’ll probably be frothing with so much rage from dealing with the whole airport charade that I’ll come back with a thousand posts worth of material.
Since I’ve never been there I did a quick search on the internet to try to learn about the local culture. I just really like to do the off the beaten path stuff, you know what I mean? Find little hidden gems away from the touristy spots. I’m kind of an adventurous sort. Just give me my back pack, and a sturdy pair of shoes, and I’ll be at home in no time, anywhere in the world. My outlook on life is kind of like one giant white dude dreadlock if you think about it.
So here’s what my research turned up. Tell me if I’ve got an accurate picture of the scene down there.